Apple long-range wireless charging tech coming in 2017
Published in News

Near-field magnetic resonance (NFMR) charging

Apple is said to be developing a wireless charging technology for its next-next generation iPhone and iPad lineups in 2017 that should be able to charge the devices from over 1 meter away, sources close to Bloomberg have claimed.

Microsoft develops one-handed keyboard for iPhone
Published in Mobiles

Knows its target market

Software king of the world Microsoft has been doing some research into the needs and wants of Apple fanboys and reached the conclusion that they need a keyboard which can be used one-handed.

Small iPhones sail to Titanic disaster
Published in Mobiles

Analyst cuts sales by half

An analyst has cut his estimate of projected sales of the rumoured new 4-inch iPhone, reportedly called the "iPhone 5se," in half, from 18-20 million down to 10-12 million units.

Tame Apple Press braces itself for iPhone slump
Published in Mobiles

Finally wakes up

The Tame Apple Press is starting to report what we have been saying for months, iPhone sales have slumped for the first time in ten years.

Google rubs in tech-superiority over watch tech
Published in Wearables

Allows fanboys to defect

Search engine outfit Google is offering Apple fanboys a way to get a proper smartwatch without losing the only product that Jobs’ Mob makes – the iPhone.

Apple predicted to slide further
Published in Mobiles

This quarter will be dire

The price of depending on one product will continue to drag Apple down in the first quarter of 2016.

Iphone sales drying up
Published in Mobiles
29 December 2015

Iphone sales drying up

Apple orders less from suppliers

While the Tame Apple Press is writing yearly reviews which claim that Jobs’ Mob cleaned everyone’s clock this year, it appears that sales of its only remaining “growing” product is slumping.

Apple's iphone future in doubt
Published in Mobiles

Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.

Apple iPhone losing ground to Android
Published in Mobiles

The dream is over

For a while now we have been warning that Apple is losing ground in pretty much all its business sectors but now it seems some figures are confirming it.

Apple wants a smaller iPhone
Published in Mobiles

Because being bigger has already been done

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.