Cortana headed for Android and iOS
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Better than anything they have

Software giant Microsoft is onto a winner with its Cortana search and has plans to bring it to iOS and Android.

Lenovo is global PC leader
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Tablets dying

Beancounters at Canalys have added up all their numbers and divided by their shoe size to name Lenovo the biggest PC leader.

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook
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From what?

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified that something bad will happen to its leader Tim Cook that it spends nearly $700,000 to protect him. 

Apple desperate to get into Android
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Hiring Android staff

It seems that Android is doing something right and its rival Apple wants to copy it.

iTunes "illegal" in the UK
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Something positive from daft High Court ruling

Fall out from a bizarre UK high court ruling could see Apple's iTunes banned from the country.

US court allows Apple to persecute defectors
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Heretics can't talk to fanboys

A US court has decided that Apple is allowed to carry out its harassment of to those who break free from the clutches of its cult.

iPhone sales dropping in US
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Beginning of the end

Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.

Apple's shares get dose of reality
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Press is furious as shares plummet 

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street failed to lift Apple's share prices and the value of the company continued to fall in accordance with market forces.

Apple TV coming out
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Same as the old one but thinner

Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September. 

Apple Play-Doh scammers
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Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked.