World's most innovative company is IBM
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Apple miles behind

Despite the Tame Apple press claiming that Apple is the most innovative company in the world, it is an also ran behind Samsung, IBM and Google.

Apple 2016 laptops will have AMD GPUs
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Exclusive:
Nvidia snubbed as Apple goes AMD

It looks like Nvidia is not getting a look inside the marketing powerhouse which is the Apple Walled Garden of Delights .

Apple sauces up monitor with GPU
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5k thunderbolt monitor

Fruity cargo cult Apple is set to launch a new version of its Thunderbolt monitor so it can handle 5K resolution (5120x2880) using its own discrete GPU placed behind the screen.

Smartphone shipments to fall further
Published in Mobiles


So much for iPhone 7 and small screens saving Apple’s bacon

Any hopes that the Smartphone industry will pull out of its woes this year have been dashed by the latest IDC report.

Apple Pay is the Apple III of finance
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We told you so


While the Tame Apple Press claimed that Apple’s moves into the finance world with its Apple Pay service would be “game-changing” “super” and “great” we had grave doubts it would make much impact – it looks like we were right.

Apple too late to build a car
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Will not be ready until 2020

Tesla’s CEO Elon Musk thinks that Apple started too late to be a direct competitor in the car market until 2020.

Slow Apple iPhone “innovations” get slower
Published in Mobiles


Its escargot has just got up and went

The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have admitted that its iPhone cash-cow is ready for the meat works and is slowing down its production cycle to once every three years.

Apple carries out bizarre financial manoeuvres in the dark
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Raises a billion in Taiwan

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which is sitting on a cash mountain larger than Mount Everest is flogging off a billion dollars of bonds in Taiwan to raise money.

Apple looks for new MacBook ideas
Published in Notebooks


OLED function keys will make all the difference


In a desperate attempt to appear innovative again, the Fruity Cargo cult Apple is rumoured to be planning to replace the function keys on its MacBook Pro with a new OLED display touch bar.

Apple genii’s hellish work environment
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Yeah, Apple stores really are a cult


A brave veteran Apple employee has broken the company’s NDA to confirm to the world that working in a Jobs’ Mob store is like working in a religious cult.