Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
Published in Mobiles

And the Titanic was unsinkable

Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

Intel has minion army working on LTE chips for Apple
Published in Processors

Will work for Bannahnah

Intel has apparently an army of minions working on an LTE chip for Apple.

Apple finally replaces stained retina displays
Published in Notebooks

You get what you pay for

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spin another Jobs’ Mob stuff up as good.

Jobs movie accurate claims writer
Published in News

Jobs is apparently still spinning in his grave

The writer of the new Steve Jobs movie has counter attacked against Apple’s moves to have the film canned saying that his “conscious was clear” and the film was pretty accurate.
Lenovo snubs Microsoft Surface
Published in Notebooks

It's a rival product

Chinese maker of the ThinkPad is refusing to sell Microsoft's Surface Pro tablet because it is a rival product.

Samsung cutting prices on 14nm FinFET
Published in Processors

Begun the price wars have 

It is starting to look like a price war is brewing at the higher end of chip production, with Samsung already negotiating price cuts.

Apple's faith-based security by obscurity failing
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Running away from that bunny

Malware writers are finally getting around to writing code for Apple gear and needless to say it is falling over fast.

Apple faces costly damages bill after nicking chip designs
Published in Processors

Insistance that it invented everything could cost billions

Fruity cargo cult Apple hoped to save a bundle by creating its own version of the ARM chip for its over-priced shiny toys the iPhone and the iPad. But it might have ended up costing it  more than a billion.

Acer looks hopefully at Microsoft surface
Published in Notebooks

Sales will not kill off PC

Acer has denied a story that the Tame Apple Press has been spinning claiming that Microsoft's partners are furious with it for releasing a Surface Pro which is rather good and could damage their business.

Apple discriminates against Australians
Published in Mobiles

Aparthied behind the Walled Garden 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to punish Australians for refusing to pay over the odds for its hardware and set up a sort of aparthied behind its walled garden for those who come from a land down under.