Samsung plans two new smartwatches
Published in Wearables

Gear S3 Frontier and S3 Classic out next month

Samsung has announced that it will be releasing the Galaxy Gear S3 smartwatch next month.

Aussie banks moan that Apple is a bunch of drongos
Published in Mobiles

"Intransigent, closed and controlling" and not fair dinkum

Three Australian banks have moaned to the country’s anti-trust watch dingo that the Apple Pay service is not fair dinkum.

Apple confirms it has axed self-driving car project
Published in News

Fantasy Titan hits iceburg of reality but its heart goes ooooon

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult has finally admitted that it has pulled the plug on its self-driving car project.

Apple is not the real winner from Note 7 fiasco
Published in Mobiles

Just not as many as it thought

Samsung is going to lose a few customers over its Note 7 fiasco, but not as many as the Tame Apple Press claimed.

Apple genii steal photos
Published in News

Apple perverts use customers' snaps in sex game

Since part of the joy of owning an iPhone involves having to take it to an Apple store to be repaired, you will be relieved to know that Apple genii down under have been providing an extra special service to clients whose phone’s they repair.

Samsung Note 7 recall recalled
Published in Mobiles

Not-so magnificant seven going to cost billions

Samsung appears to have made a pig’s ear of its Galaxy Note 7 recall and is ordering its resellers to stop sales and exchanges of the device pending investigation into the latest incidents.

iPhone 6 class action starts
Published in Mobiles

We don't normally like using the word class and Apple being in the same sentence

While the Tame Apple Press is peddling the iPhone 7, a class action has begun over a serious fault in the previous generation.

Appeals court overturns Samsung-Apple patent case
Published in News

That’s $120 million, thank you very much

The US court of appeals in Washington DC has re-instated a $120 million penalty against Samsung for patent infringement of Apple intellectual property.

Dialog does better than expected
Published in Mobiles

But Apple's iPhone 7 was not responsible

The Tame Apple Press has created a fake rise in the price of Apple shares by claiming that the success of its favourite toy maker is responsible for a surprise rise in the profits of the German Dialog Semiconductor.

Apple pulls app and accuses developer of fraud
Published in Mobiles

Crime of changing your account details

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has an odd way of supporting developers who prop up its app store.