Fundholders slammed for Apple dependence
Published in News


Breaking investment rules

While some financial fund-holders are flogging their Apple shares, those who remain are increasingly getting slammed for not seeing the writing on the wall.

Man turns to crack dealing to buy Apple Watch
Published in Wearables


Daft excuses of our time

A Chinese bloke turned to crime so that he could afford to follow the voices in his head which told him he needed an iWatch. 

Apple blames servers for outage
Published in News


Networking skills showing

Apple's legendary ability to build super secure robust networks which are the envey of every serious networking company in the world came to the fore this week. 

Developers can't do anything with the iWatch
Published in Wearables


It is bloody useless

If Apple was hoping that developers would invent Apps for its overpriced iWatch, it is sadly mistaken. 

iPhone to get Intel silicon
Published in Mobiles


7360 LTE modem, for now…

Next generation iPhones seem to be getting some silicon from Intel, in the form of the 7360 LTE modem. 

iPhone installs undeleteable iWatch advert
Published in Mobiles


More Malware

Jobs' Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their nearly useless iWatch is if they are forced to watch adverts for the thing. 

CIA hacked iPhone a year before its release
Published in Mobiles


Trivial security

Apple's iPhone encryption system was so easy, the CIA and FBI had cracked it a year before the shiny toy hit the shops. 

Cringe worthy Apple Watch pricing is official
Published in Wearables


Five figures for edition models

The Apple Watch is officially coming on April 24th, with prices starting at $349 and going up to, uhm, $17,000. 

LG set to release super flagship
Published in Mobiles


Dreadnaught of phones

The Korean Press is reporting that LG executives want to launch a “super flagship” phone in the second half of this year.

Fraudsters love Apple Pay
Published in News


Security, they have heard of it

Apple's over hyped mobile payment system Apple Pay has been hit by a wave of fraudulent transactions using stolen credit-card data.