Apple takes over Star Wars company
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Yoda makers join the dark side

Fruity Cargo cult Apple has forced the Swiss company behind the face capture for Star Wars to join the dark side.

Windows 10 will be the biggest OS ever
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Maybe Apple will support it

Beancounters at analyst outfit Gartner have decided that Windows 10 will eventually be the most successful of Redmond's creations.

Apple giving design a bad name
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Two former Apple designers moan

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has lost the plot when comes to design, according to two designers who helped build the company’s reputation.

Apple Music exec fails to understand women
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More bildge from Jimmy Iovine

Fruity cargo cult Apple revealed that it is essentially a religion for fanboys rather than fangirls, after a top executive demonstrated a complete lack of understanding what women actually do.

Microsoft has not given up on business phones
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CFO says "Lumia" for business is coming

Microsoft surprised the world when its new phone range failed to contain anything to interest business users – now it seems it is prepared to remedy that.

Apple orders only 4 million more iWatches
Published in Wearables

Expecting lower sales

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not have any high expectations that iWatch will sell much more.

IWatch failed claims analyst
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“Collectables” for fanboys

Apples’ iWatch has been dismissed as a “collectable” for fanboys which made no real impact on the market.

Why aren’t you looking at me?
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Apple phones will know when you are not looking at them

Apple’s iPhone7 is going to be equipped with a new feature which will look at your eyes to see if you are daring to look at something else.

Apple losing its music collectors
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Even Wired seems to think so

Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.

EU probes Amazon and Apple’s ebook cartel
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It seems that Jobs Mob has not learnt about not playing monopoly

While it waits for the US Supreme Court to let it off the hook for the last book cartel it organised, fruity cargo cult Apple is about to face an investigation for another one.