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iPhone applications hit new low

by on17 August 2009

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Poop the world


While Apple is really good at censoring applications which really are useful but somehow pose a threat to Steve Jobs' multi-million dollar lifestyle, some really horrible applications seem to have got through his strict controls.

Poop the World somehow squeezed its way into Apple's iPhone App Store this month. For $1.99, the app combines the iPhone's GPS power with your own notes to create a public diary of your bowel movements. It is probably the most crappy application out there and follows hard on the heels of that Pull My Finger farting application which also got through.

It joins an application called Fatburner2k which claims to be able to shrink an Apple user's beer belly if you rub the fruity gizmo on your lardie bits. It is similar to another application which claims to restore hair. Hair Clinic For Man and Woman also uses the vibration function in the phone to convince the gullible to part with their cash.

On the whole it seems that Steve Jobs censorship of applications is arbitary and not really interested in protecting the gullible. Indeed it seems purely designed to stop Apple users from looking at parts of a woman they usually only see on their mothers when she breasts feeds them. Some Apple users still do that, it is the only thing that they can't get from their iPhones.

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