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Tuesday, 14 June 2011 10:23

Steve Jobs gets his own comic

Written by Nick Farell
apple

Loosely based on his life
Apple messiah Steve Jobs is going to become a comic book hero. After having a success with Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg comic book portrayal, Bluewater Productions will release a comic book profile of Steve Jobs in August.

It will tell the story of a poor struggling college drop-out who eats a toxic Apple and gets super powers. While he can't lift heavy objects, he apparently can make anyone buy the most useless piece of junk and the ability to turn people into two dimensional objects. He will be seen winning battles against Super Ballmer in the mobile market after wrestling the sacred tablet's from him. Later he will face a new super villain, the “Do Evil” Google twins and their terrible Android.

Actually, we have no idea what is contained in the comic. Judging by the press release, it will help improve Jobs' image and will not reveal any kryptonite like weaknesses. We doubt it will show him pulling the wings off flies or spying on Apple employees either.

Such things tend to get nasty letters from Apple laywers. Steve Jobs action figure was briefly available before Apple’s lawyers stepped in to halt sales of the figurine. Apple, which takes great efforts to protect Jobs’ privacy and image, went as far as to stop eBay auctions of the figure, some of which were fetching bids as high as $2,500.

Bluewater president Darren Davis said that Jobs' innovations command front page news, speculation of his health affects the stock market. Not bad for a college dropout.


Nick Farell

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-11 #1 artadesign 2011-06-14 13:03
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+12 #2 hellfire 2011-06-14 13:30
while journalists are writing about llano, fusion, cpu and gpu technology and else Nick here is continuing with the meaningless fud
 
 
+13 #3 milkod2001 2011-06-14 13:42
Quoting hellfire:
while journalists are writing about llano, fusion, cpu and gpu technology and else Nick here is continuing with the meaningless fud
agree but he's probably told to find meaningless fud and put it to this site in order to keep articles not being empty, somebody has to do that
 
 
+12 #4 dicobalt 2011-06-14 14:19
Steve Jobs is the villan of the comic not the hero. Bill Gates is the hero, I mean he is the one who has given away $28,000,000,000 to charity and science to make the world a better place. What has Jobs done with his $8,300,000,000? Bill still has $56,000,000,000 left in the bank and plans to give almost all of it away. Bill Gates is funding new energy systems like safe micro nuclear reactors and synthetically made bio fuels that do not use up food supply. What is Steve Jobs doing?
 
 
-17 #5 hellfire 2011-06-14 14:26
Quoting dicobalt:
Steve Jobs is the villan of the comic not the hero. Bill Gates is the hero, I mean he is the one who has given away $28,000,000,000 to charity and science to make the world a better place. What has Jobs done with his $8,300,000,000? Bill still has $56,000,000,000 left in the bank and plans to give almost all of it away. Bill Gates is funding new energy systems like safe micro nuclear reactors and synthetically made bio fuels that do not use up food supply. What is Steve Jobs doing?


i guess YOU did more to make world a better place, eh?
 
 
+10 #6 The blue fox 2011-06-14 14:27
What kid in there right mind is going to pay 60Bucks for an iComic
 
 
-17 #7 Warrior24_7 2011-06-14 14:57
Quoting The blue falcon:
What kid in there right mind is going to pay 60Bucks for an iComic




The same kid who buy an $800.00 video card to play a $50 video game and that video game didn't work properly! Thats one stupid kid!!! :lol:
 
 
+1 #8 themassau 2011-06-14 16:29
i would buy the comic that nick suggested it would be fun.
 
 
+7 #9 Haberlandt 2011-06-14 16:44
Quoting Warrior24_7:
Quoting The blue falcon:
What kid in there right mind is going to pay 60Bucks for an iComic




The same kid who buy an $800.00 video card to play a $50 video game and that video game didn't work properly! Thats one stupid kid!!! :lol:
I totally agree with you! Games on Macs don't work properly! Apple fanboys are such idiots!
 
 
+3 #10 yourma2000 2011-06-14 20:16
Quoting dicobalt:
Steve Jobs is the villan of the comic not the hero. Bill Gates is the hero, I mean he is the one who has given away $28,000,000,000 to charity and science to make the world a better place. What has Jobs done with his $8,300,000,000? Bill still has $56,000,000,000 left in the bank and plans to give almost all of it away. Bill Gates is funding new energy systems like safe micro nuclear reactors and synthetically made bio fuels that do not use up food supply. What is Steve Jobs doing?



Yeah Gates donated £30 million to our local tropical medicine school a few months ago, I'm joining the research there soon, it's cool to know that when you buy something from Microsoft you're partially funding medicines against deadly pathogens, what's Apple doing?
 

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