Will make Apple layouts look rubbish on Android 

Google has had enough of Apple making messages from Android users look bad on iMessenger and is giving Jobs' Mob a taste of its own medicine.

Apple's hardware design takes another beating 

Apple vice president of industrial design since 2019, Evans Hankey, has announced plans to exit the fruity cargo cult in the coming months. 

Cash cow really stuck

Apple has slowed production of its flaghip iPhone 14 Plus 'by 40 percent' just two weeks after the September launch because consumers are not touching them with a barge pole.

Bad news for Apple 

Global smartphone shipments for calendar Q3 falling to their lowest quarterly rate in eight years, which is bad news for companies who have touted expensive flagship models.

Will need to be charged seperately

In a move to show how bleeding edge it is, the fruity cargo cult is reverting back to its first generation Apple Pencil for the new 10th-generation iPad.

It really has to be bad

Things are getting worse for Apple’s much mocked iMessaging software – even Mark Zuckerberg feels safe at having a pop at it.

Will probably jack the price up to cover it

Apple's cunning plan to keep its margins high by using cheap and cheerful Chinese chips in its iPhones has been stuffed-up by the US trade war.

Apple has a rumble in the jungle

Apple has received its third fine in Brazil for refusing to provide chargers with its iPhones.

Tame Apple Press shocked that Apple turns message bubbles puke green 

The fruity cargo-cult Apple is so terrified that its fanbois might be tempted by Android machines it has been changing colours on iMessages sent from Android phones to puke-green instead of Apple's smug blue [are you sure that is an official colour. ed].

Looks like this one is a lemon but still claims it is the zest

The list of issues for iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Pro buyers keeps getting longer and it seems another day can't go by without a fanboy complaining about another.