Big Blue misses estimates
Published in News
Thursday, 21 October 2021 11:41

Big Blue misses estimates


Managed infrastructure suffers decline

IBM missed market estimates for quarterly revenue as its managed infrastructure business suffered from a decline in orders ahead of a spinoff next month.

Apple’s new machines skimp on HDMI
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:58

Apple’s new machines skimp on HDMI


Saving money by using an older spec which only an idiot would find impressive

While the Tame Apple Press is hyping the 14-inch and 16-inch MacBook Pro models, it seems to have ignored the fact that Jobs’ Mob is using a steam driven HDMI spec which is complete rubbish.

Brave browser scalps Google
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:53

Brave browser scalps Google


Brave search heaps better 

The Brave web browser will default to Brave Search and abandon the less privacy orientated Google search.

TikTok gives teen girls a tick
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:49

TikTok gives teen girls a tick


It is a bit like Tourette's

Doctors around the world are seeing a rise in cases of tic-like behaviors in teen girls, which they believe could be caused by watching TikTok videos about Tourette syndrome.

ASML does better than analysts expect
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:47

ASML does better than analysts expect


Huge profits strong demand

ASML, which makes most of the world’s chip making equipment, has reported better profits than the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted.

Micron builds a new Hiroshima chip factory
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:44

Micron builds a new Hiroshima chip factory


More bang for DRAM

US memory chip maker Micron will build a new factory at its Japanese production site in Hiroshima at a cost of $7 billion.

Facebook considers changing its name
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:42

Facebook considers changing its name


We want to focus on the metaverse


The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth rumour that claims that Facebook is going to change its name.

One of Apple's cameras probably surplus to requirements
Published in Mobiles


Only two work as lenses


Apple has been outed for using a fake back-facing camera for the 'Pro' versions of iPhones 11, 12 and 13.

UK press worried about a loss of technology in the stores
Published in News


Daily Star claims Christmas will be cancelled due to a lack of Apples


Brexit touting tabloid the Daily Star thinks that Christmas is going to be cancelled this year because there will not be enough technology available in the shops.

Ericsson flung out of China
Published in Network
Tuesday, 19 October 2021 13:16

Ericsson flung out of China


Middle Kingdom retaliation

Sweden's Ericsson said it will reduce its operations in China after suffering a big sales drop in one of its biggest markets due to retaliation for Sweden's ban on Huawei from selling 5G gear in the country.