Apple admits deleting music collections
Published in Mobiles


Clueless as to why

Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its super-cool, innovative, cutting edge, music streaming software does delete users’ old record collections. However it has reassured users that the software genii it hires can’t work out why it does this.

Microsoft and Amazon execs busted for promoting sex slavery
Published in News


Top Health bloke and Fire man

Amazon and Microsoft top executives have been arrested in a prostitution sting and charged with promoting sex slavery.

Qualcomm defector claims Intel is better placed for IoT
Published in Processors


Chipzilla paid him $25 million so he should say that

The bloke who Intel paid $25 million last year to leave Qualcomm claims that Chipzilla is in a strong position to take control of the internet of things.

Apple wants to get into taxi business
Published in Games
Friday, 13 May 2016 15:37

Apple wants to get into taxi business


Because everyone loves taxi drivers

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to invest more than a billion dollars to become a Chinese taxi company.

Compal expects notebook sales to fall by 10 per cent
Published in Notebooks


Am I the only person buying them?

This week I got my paws on an i7 Asus gaming computer with an Nvidia GPU for nearly 600 euro, according to Compal I must have been one of the few as it sees the industry sliding even more into the mire.

Nvidia does better than expected
Published in Graphics
Friday, 13 May 2016 09:36

Nvidia does better than expected


Chip demand rising as AMD snoozes

Nvidia forecast better-than-expected revenue for the current quarter demand for its chips has risen, while its rival, AMD has a knap while waiting for its Zen technology to arrive.

Apple shares in free fall
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 13 May 2016 09:14

Apple shares in free fall


Investors wake up

Apple shares are continuing to fall as more investors realise that the share price is not going to go up any more.

Google to echo the echo
Published in News
Friday, 13 May 2016 08:52

Google to echo the echo


Smartspeaker dubbed Chirp

Amazon's Echo smart speaker has proved a surprise hit and now Google wants to copy it.

Huawei prepares for immortals and child necromancers
Published in News


New markets based on sci-fi

While the “game-changing” Apple is debating removing headphone sockets from smartphones, the Chinese outfit is working out business models which assume people will live for ever, robots will try to kill humans and you will upload the brains of the dead onto your PC.

ZenFone 3 out in June
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:57

ZenFone 3 out in June


Not missing Intel at all

Asustek will unveil its ZenFone 3 family products in June targeting the mid-range segment.