North Korea increases its Cyber forces
Published in News
Wednesday, 07 January 2015 12:24

North Korea increases its Cyber forces


Now if only it can find an internet connection for all of them

Micron disappoints Wall Street
Published in News
Wednesday, 07 January 2015 11:43

Micron disappoints Wall Street

DRAM upgrades slow output

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were fuming after the Memory maker Micron announced that it had a quarterly revenue forecast that missed Wall Street's expectations.

Microsoft phone lasts a month without a recharge
Published in Mobiles


See it can be done

Microsoft have done the unthinkable and released a cheap phone which can remain charged for a month.

Internet broke in Australia
Published in News
Tuesday, 06 January 2015 12:25

Internet broke in Australia


Time for a cold tube cobber

It became so hot in Western Australia that the Internet broke yesterday.

PS4 Christmas sales do not spike
Published in News
Tuesday, 06 January 2015 12:06

PS4 Christmas sales do not spike


Santa thinks Sony kids are naughty kids

While the Sony Playstation 4 has been selling very well, it seems that Christmas was not really its season.

Wearables still in infancy
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 06 January 2015 11:50

Wearables still in infancy


Needs potty training

Chipmaker Qualcomm told CES in Las Vegas what we already guessed – that the Internet of Things is still a long way off.

Sony boss praises staff in North Korean fight
Published in News


Saw off extortionist hackers by surrendering

Sony Chief Executive Officer Kazuo Hirai praised employees and for standing up to "extortionist efforts" of hackers who attacked Sony Pictures Entertainment.

China wants to triple its patents by 2020
Published in News
Monday, 05 January 2015 12:54

China wants to triple its patents by 2020

Glorious innovation drive

The Glorious People’s Republic of China has put “patents” and “innovation” onto its five year plan.

Kiwi terrorist reveals his location on Twitter
Published in News

Isis really can't get the staff

A self-proclaimed ISIS terrorist from New Zealand is proving more of a liability to the decapitating group than any actual use.

Xiaomi makes $11.97 billion
Published in News
Monday, 05 January 2015 11:39

Xiaomi makes $11.97 billion

Tremble in fear tiny mortals

Xiaomi has announced that it made $11.97 billion in pre-tax sales last year which was an increase of 135 percent from 2013.