Trying to reassure staff they are super cool and loved after all
Apple’s Steve Ballmer, Tim Cook has been trying to reassure staff that he has not given up on desktop technology.
Once you guys were cutting edge
Most Firefox users are the types who are still Windows 7 hold outs and are refusing to upgrade to Windows 10, according to a new survey.
Send your bank account details as Los Angeles County takes the phish
Los Angeles County was a little embarrassed when its training exercise revealed that its staff opened one in ten phishing emails.
Wants them all monitored
The UK Labour Party, which is currently dragging itself kicking and screaming to the 1970s, is having an ill-informed rant about tech companies who use things called algorithms.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside already
The European Space Agency (ESA) has announced that its Galileo satellite service has begun operations and will be providing a rival to the US GPS system.
S8 will be 20 per cent more
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Samsung has decided to copy one of Apple’s more surreal features – is silly pricing.
New markets ahead
The Japanese-owned British fabless chipmaker ARM has written a cheque for an undisclosed sum for the HPC software maker Allinea.
Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.
No lunch for you Oliver Twist
While Apple has been in hot water for over working employees working with its Chinese partners, it appears that the tax-dodging cargo cult treats its US workers poorly too.