Apple is not scaling back desktops claims Cook
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Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:47

Apple is not scaling back desktops claims Cook


Trying to reassure staff they are super cool and loved after all

Apple’s Steve Ballmer, Tim Cook has been trying to reassure staff that he has not given up on desktop technology.

Most Firefox users are on Windows 7 laggards
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Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:12

Most Firefox users are on Windows 7 laggards


Once you guys were cutting edge


Most Firefox users are the types who are still Windows 7 hold outs and are refusing to upgrade to Windows 10, according to a new survey.

Nigerian man "arrested" for Phishing hack
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Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:09

Nigerian man "arrested" for Phishing hack


Send your bank account details as Los Angeles County takes the phish


Los Angeles County was a little embarrassed when its training exercise revealed that its staff opened one in ten phishing emails.

UK Labour Party moans about tech company algorithms
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Wants them all monitored


The UK Labour Party, which is currently dragging itself kicking and screaming to the 1970s, is having an ill-informed rant about tech companies who use things called algorithms.

Galileo takes off
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Monday, 19 December 2016 12:15

Galileo takes off


Beelzebub has a devil put aside already

The European Space Agency (ESA) has announced that its Galileo satellite service has begun operations and will be providing a rival to the US GPS system.

Samsung might copy Apple’s dumb pricing
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Monday, 19 December 2016 11:37

Samsung might copy Apple’s dumb pricing


S8 will be 20 per cent more

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Samsung has decided to copy one of Apple’s more surreal features – is silly pricing.

ARM buys HPC software maker
Published in Processors
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:34

ARM buys HPC software maker


New markets ahead


The Japanese-owned British fabless chipmaker ARM has written a cheque for an undisclosed sum for the HPC software maker Allinea.

Apple works out users want duel Sim's
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:09

Apple works out users want duel Sim's


Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 10:42

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare


No lunch for you Oliver Twist


While Apple has been in hot water for over working employees working with its Chinese partners, it appears that the tax-dodging cargo cult treats its US workers poorly too.

2017 will be the year of ARM Windows
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Friday, 16 December 2016 11:52

2017 will be the year of ARM Windows


Mother of Snapdragons might bite Intel

Next year will see the arrival of ARM based Windows machines and while the beasts have not been that popular in the past, it is expected that this time it will be different.