Samsung might copy Apple’s dumb pricing
Published in News
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:37

Samsung might copy Apple’s dumb pricing


S8 will be 20 per cent more

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Samsung has decided to copy one of Apple’s more surreal features – is silly pricing.

ARM buys HPC software maker
Published in Processors
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:34

ARM buys HPC software maker


New markets ahead


The Japanese-owned British fabless chipmaker ARM has written a cheque for an undisclosed sum for the HPC software maker Allinea.

Apple works out users want duel Sim's
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:09

Apple works out users want duel Sim's


Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 10:42

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare


No lunch for you Oliver Twist


While Apple has been in hot water for over working employees working with its Chinese partners, it appears that the tax-dodging cargo cult treats its US workers poorly too.

2017 will be the year of ARM Windows
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Friday, 16 December 2016 11:52

2017 will be the year of ARM Windows


Mother of Snapdragons might bite Intel

Next year will see the arrival of ARM based Windows machines and while the beasts have not been that popular in the past, it is expected that this time it will be different.

112.3 million smartphones shipped in China
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 16 December 2016 11:44

112.3 million smartphones shipped in China


And nine million bicycles in Beijing

Figures in from the Far East show that the Chinese smartphone market is hotting up.

Assange says newspapers are not important now
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It is all about me


Wikileaks founder Julian Assange claims that newspapers are a thing of the past and news will now be delivered by foreign governments through agencies like his.

Microsoft will not build a Muslim registry
Published in News
Friday, 16 December 2016 11:32

Microsoft will not build a Muslim registry


Not worth the bad PR


Software king of the world, Microsoft,  has ruled itself out of the running for building an electronic register of US Muslims.

Supremes might shut down East Texas
Published in News
Friday, 16 December 2016 11:29

Supremes might shut down East Texas


Patent troll hunting might be a thing of the past

A Supreme Court appeal could mean an end to East Texas’s control of patent trolling is going to be heard soon.

Russian hackers took down the Pentagon last year
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Only just finding out about it now

Russian hackers working for Tsar Putin took down the US Pentagon in 2015 in a hack which caused a secret revamp of systems.