We just don’t trust the fake-penis experts to tell the truth
The Chinese government is going to create its own Wikipedia because it does not trust the fake-penis, phoney doctors, and kids with chips on their shoulders, and Daily Tech readers to edit a reliable encyclopaedia.
All fake news
It looks like Wikipeda has not succeed in banning references to the UK’s right-wing tabloid, the Daily Mail.
Remotely controlled obnoxious morons fight each other
Wikipedia editors are finding it so hard to be that obnoxious to magazines and researchers they don’t like and are outsourcing their work to bots – which are spending a lot of time fighting each other.
Rule by an elite few
Wikipedia has degenerated into a 20th century corporate bureaucracy run by an elite few and lost site of its early egalitarian ideals, according to a new report.
Apparently can't find us on Google
Wikipedia editors are trying to delete the modest Fudzilla entry on the basis that it is not famous enough or has enough links on Google.
Scotland does not care
Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK
"Not notable" tools
It was only a matter of time, but the editors at Wikipedia have let all that power go to their heads and started blackmailing people.
Perfect Admin drove readers to worthless degree site
Wikipedia, whose admins are famous for making people they don't like disappear, have had to cull one of their own number.
We don’t beat people up or shoot black people
The New York Police department has a clever way of making sure its story gets across on Wikipedia – it edits the site until it says what it wants.
Edited by boys who know nothing