Bog standard profits at last
The former maker of the Wii, Nintendo, said it swung to a profit in the first quarter, beating analyst estimates thanks to strong demand for the Switch.
And not to light speed
Nintendo fanboys who have been complaining that Fudzilla does not like the Switch might better direct their complaints to the firm for releasing a product which appears blighted with problems.
You probably were not expecting this
When the Nintendo Switch arrived, we pointed out that there is no way to externally back up game save data stored on the system and this would lead to all sorts of headaches.
Sold a million in the first week
Despite complaints that the Switch had a few problems, Nintendo thinks it will sell between 10-20 million of them in the first year.
Wireless connection fault has cheap fix
Nintendo Switch reviews spotted problems with the left Joy-Con occasionally losing its wireless connection to the console and some hackers found that opening the controller and adding a simple piece of wire increased its effective range.
It is almost as if they are not really trying
Nintendo’s new Switch console is shipping with software flaws which are more than six months old.
It all user error
While the world wide wibble is full of people who have experienced problems with their Nintendo Switch, the maker of the portable consoles is denying that there is anything wrong.
One for the masochists
If you want a reason to avoid the Nintendo Switch then this horror video which has tipped up on YouTube should give you enough reason.
Death comes to everyone
Nintendo has been doing its best to see off stories that its new Switch portable console is blighted with dead pixels.