D-Wave announces a faster “quantum computer”
Published in News
Thursday, 29 September 2016 11:58

D-Wave announces a faster “quantum computer”


Doubles the number of qubits without increasing the number of cats

D-Wave Systems, which claims to make the world’s first quantum computer, today announced details of its most advanced quantum computing system, featuring a new 2000-qubit processor and no extra potentually dead or alive cats.

China puts quantum cats in space
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Wednesday, 17 August 2016 11:09

China puts quantum cats in space


Birth control to Ginger Tom

China appears to be investing in a huge number of potentially dead or alive cats as it builds one of the world's biggest wireless quantum networks.

Microsoft spending a fortune on Quantum computing
Published in News


Is Steve Balmer dead, alive or both?

Software giant Microsoft is focusing a lot of its R&D money on quantum computing.

Oxford boffins create quantum hybrid logic gate
Published in Processors


Made from two types of Calcium and no cats

Researchers at Oxford University have created a ‘hybrid’ logic gate using two isotopes of calcium, the abundant isotope calcium-40 and the rare isotope calcium-43.

Google upgrades its quantum computer
Published in News
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:27

Google upgrades its quantum computer


Installs a cat flap

Search engine Google is upgrading its quantum computer with a few more potentially alive or dead cats.

Intel invests in quantum cat chips
Published in Processors
Thursday, 03 September 2015 18:06

Intel invests in quantum cat chips


Potentially dead and alive market

Software giant Intel has decided that there is money to be had in making quantum chips which are based on whether or not a theoretical cat is potentially dead or alive, or just popped out for a bit.

AMD explains why Quantum has Intel chip
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:55

AMD explains why Quantum has Intel chip


We sold our soul to Devil's Canyon

AMD's Project Quantum PC system, with graphics powered by two of the new Fiji GPUs may have got the pundits moist but it has been discovered that the beast has Intel inside

IBM lets Quantum cat out of the bag
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Thursday, 30 April 2015 11:38

IBM lets Quantum cat out of the bag


IBM has Quantum breakthrough

IBM  has revealed a new quantum chip which may or may not exist.

Friday, 07 September 2012 10:23

Vienna manages quantum teleporting

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This means nothing to me

Friday, 17 September 2010 11:11

Boffins come up with quantum optical chips

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