Apple starts paying out for running ebook cartel
Published in News


$400 million for trying to fix the price of ebooks

One of Steve Jobs’ more despicable moments has finally cost his fruity cargo cult money.

Apple in hot water for “nicking ideas”
Published in Mobiles


This one could cost it $2.4 billion

Fruity cargo cult Apple has found itself in the middle of another accusation that it may not invented some of the technology it made a fortune from.
VoIP-Pal (VPLM) claims that Jobs’ Mob owes it $2.8 billion because of the way its iMessage and FaceTime services work.

Jobs was dependant on the Tame Apple Press
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IPod for PC had to be signed off by the Wall Street Journal

The amount of power that the Tame Apple Press had over Apple has been bought to light in an interview with the godfather of the iPod Tony Fadell.

“Steve Jobs” peddles Motorola gear
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:13

“Steve Jobs” peddles Motorola gear


Kutcher defects?


The bloke who played Steve Jobs in the not-watched reverential bio-pic Jobs has taken to hawking phones from other vendors.

Audiophiles dying out
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Thursday, 17 December 2015 13:17

Audiophiles dying out


Ghost of Steve Jobs wonders how that happened

A new survey has shown that the days of listening to high quality music on a decent stereo are dying out as many people are actually happy with the quality of their computer speakers.

Apple faces costly damages bill after nicking chip designs
Published in Processors


Insistance that it invented everything could cost billions

Fruity cargo cult Apple hoped to save a bundle by creating its own version of the ARM chip for its over-priced shiny toys the iPhone and the iPad. But it might have ended up costing it  more than a billion.

Apple blasts Hollywood Heresy
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Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:27

Apple blasts Hollywood Heresy


Steve Jobs was nice really

Apple is having a huge problem with the image of its dead former CEO Steve Jobs.

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
Published in News
Monday, 27 July 2015 11:55

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick


Religious fury

Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god. 

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs
Published in News
Thursday, 02 July 2015 12:09

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs


Apparently has been reading Fudzilla

Hollywood has dared to make a film which tells the truth about the fruity cargo Apple's profit Steve Jobs.

Don't name that spaceship after me
Published in News
Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:00

Don't name that spaceship after me


The ego has landed

Apple messiah Steve Job was worried that that in the cult worship that would follow his death, Apple would be moved to name its "spaceship" campus building after him