Audiophiles dying out
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Thursday, 17 December 2015 13:17

Audiophiles dying out


Ghost of Steve Jobs wonders how that happened

A new survey has shown that the days of listening to high quality music on a decent stereo are dying out as many people are actually happy with the quality of their computer speakers.

Apple faces costly damages bill after nicking chip designs
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Insistance that it invented everything could cost billions

Fruity cargo cult Apple hoped to save a bundle by creating its own version of the ARM chip for its over-priced shiny toys the iPhone and the iPad. But it might have ended up costing it  more than a billion.

Apple blasts Hollywood Heresy
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Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:27

Apple blasts Hollywood Heresy


Steve Jobs was nice really

Apple is having a huge problem with the image of its dead former CEO Steve Jobs.

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
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Monday, 27 July 2015 11:55

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick


Religious fury

Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god. 

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs
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Thursday, 02 July 2015 12:09

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs


Apparently has been reading Fudzilla

Hollywood has dared to make a film which tells the truth about the fruity cargo Apple's profit Steve Jobs.

Don't name that spaceship after me
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Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:00

Don't name that spaceship after me


The ego has landed

Apple messiah Steve Job was worried that that in the cult worship that would follow his death, Apple would be moved to name its "spaceship" campus building after him

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You are on carousel at 30

Thursday, 04 October 2012 11:28

iPhone 5 was Steve Jobs's last blessing

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Last project he was involved with

Thursday, 23 August 2012 08:39

THQ trims more jobs

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Not the developers this time

Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:17

Robber breaks into Jobs' home

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Burglar didn't know it was the iHouse