Perspective they have heard of it
The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.
Gold always believe in your soul
The Tame Apple Press is mocking a PR own goal commented by HTC during the launch of its football themed gold smartphone.
Security was not expecting an SMS
Jobs' Mob security hit another low point this week after it was revealed that it forgot that hackers can use SMS to take down a phone.
Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters
Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.
They know something that Tame Apple Press doesn't
The dumping of Apple shares by top hedge funds is continuing to gather speed and now even the Tame Apple Press is noticing.
Magical splash proof coating
Huawei finally launched its P8 and the P8 Max, a phablet version of the device.
Apple does the rest of the world a favour
The brilliant, super-cool security experts at Apple have installed a feature in the iOS which turns off all Apple gear within a wi-fi radius.
The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.
Jobs' Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their nearly useless iWatch is if they are forced to watch adverts for the thing.