Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
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Wednesday, 21 October 2015 10:12

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable


And the Titanic was unsinkable


Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

iOS 9 screen freezes continue
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Monday, 12 October 2015 14:37

iOS 9 screen freezes continue


Older phones suffer despite updates

It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.

Chinese Malware can hit any iPhone
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Monday, 05 October 2015 15:29

Chinese Malware can hit any iPhone


Vaults over the Jobs' Great Wall 

iOS malware capable of attacking both non-jailbroken and jailbroken iPhones has surfaced making Jobs' Mob's walled garden defences null and void.

iOS 9.0.2 is out
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Friday, 02 October 2015 11:11

iOS 9.0.2 is out


Fixes multiple instabilities and crashes

Apple has tried to fix the mess it made with iOS 9.0.1 and repair the major instability we experienced first hand by issuing version 9.0.2

TV news takes a turn for the worst
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Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:09

TV news takes a turn for the worst


Apple fanboys replace real cameras with iPhones

There is always a great danger when an Apple fanboy gets control of a hardware budget and a Swiss television station is going to find out the hard way.

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink
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Friday, 25 September 2015 14:07

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink


We were wrong

When Apple released a pink iPhone6, how we laughed – but it turns out that Apple fanboys can't get enough of pink.

Apple update bricks older phones
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Monday, 21 September 2015 12:10

Apple update bricks older phones


You do have to wipe everything

Fruity cargo cult Apple has continued its war on customers who don't upgrade by bricking older phones until customers restore them to factory settings.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
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Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.

Apple builds Android App
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:19

Apple builds Android App


Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that

Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.

Apple iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus come with 2GB of RAM
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Big 12.9-inch iPad Pro has 4GB of RAM

Apple has already announced its new iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus smartphones as well as the big 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but the company did not reveal any details regarding the amount of RAM in these devices.