And the Titanic was unsinkable
Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.
Older phones suffer despite updates
It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.
Vaults over the Jobs' Great Wall
iOS malware capable of attacking both non-jailbroken and jailbroken iPhones has surfaced making Jobs' Mob's walled garden defences null and void.
Fixes multiple instabilities and crashes
Apple has tried to fix the mess it made with iOS 9.0.1 and repair the major instability we experienced first hand by issuing version 9.0.2
Apple fanboys replace real cameras with iPhones
There is always a great danger when an Apple fanboy gets control of a hardware budget and a Swiss television station is going to find out the hard way.
We were wrong
When Apple released a pink iPhone6, how we laughed – but it turns out that Apple fanboys can't get enough of pink.
You do have to wipe everything
Fruity cargo cult Apple has continued its war on customers who don't upgrade by bricking older phones until customers restore them to factory settings.
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.
Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that
Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.
Big 12.9-inch iPad Pro has 4GB of RAM
Apple has already announced its new iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus smartphones as well as the big 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but the company did not reveal any details regarding the amount of RAM in these devices.