HTC scores own goal
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 08 June 2015 13:53

HTC scores own goal


Gold always believe in your soul

The Tame Apple Press is mocking a PR own goal commented by HTC during the launch of its football themed gold smartphone.

Text an iPhone to death
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:16

Text an iPhone to death


Security was not expecting an SMS

Jobs' Mob security hit another low point this week after it was revealed that it forgot that hackers can use SMS to take down a phone.

Apple TV service delay
Published in News
Monday, 25 May 2015 13:39

Apple TV service delay


Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters

Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.

Hedge funds dumping Apple
Published in News
Monday, 18 May 2015 11:27

Hedge funds dumping Apple


They know something that Tame Apple Press doesn't

The dumping of Apple shares by top hedge funds is continuing to gather speed and now even the Tame Apple Press  is noticing.

Huawei launches P8
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 08 May 2015 13:40

Huawei launches P8


Magical splash proof coating

Huawei finally launched its P8 and the P8 Max, a phablet version of the device.

IOS flaw means you can kill all Apples in a wifi area
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Apple does the rest of the world a favour

The brilliant, super-cool security experts at Apple have installed a feature in the iOS which turns off all Apple gear within a wi-fi radius.

Tame Apple Press tries to give Samsung bendgate
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Fails

The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.

iPhone installs undeleteable iWatch advert
Published in Mobiles


More Malware

Jobs' Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their nearly useless iWatch is if they are forced to watch adverts for the thing. 

Ericsson tries to stop US sales of iPhones
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 27 February 2015 12:11

Ericsson tries to stop US sales of iPhones


Saving America from itself

Smartphone maker Ericsson said it has had a gutsful of Apple stealing its ideas and it's asking the U.S. International Trade Commission to block iPhones from sale. 

iOS 9 makes its iPhone 6 appearance
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 28 January 2015 15:36

iOS 9 makes its iPhone 6 appearance


Better scores in Basemark OS II

We have spotted that the next generation Apple iOS, with the inovative title iOS 9, has made a sudden appearance.