Nothing to see here move on please
The Tame Apple Press is gearing itself up face the fact that the iPhone 7 is not going to be much different from the iPhone 6 and that the so called inovative company is just tweaking its increasingly out-of-date designs.
This quarter will be dire
The price of depending on one product will continue to drag Apple down in the first quarter of 2016.
Older phones suffer despite updates
It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.
Sales will fall to 2013 levels
Beancounters at Digitimes Research have warned that the introduction of 3D Touch may not be strong enough to stir up demand for the new iPhones as the outfit loses control of China.
You got what you paid for
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally admitted that its iPhone 6 Plus cameras were broken and has started a recall campaign.
Apple is having a huge problem getting its Apple Pay off the ground in the US, so now it is having a crack at the UK.
The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.
Better scores in Basemark OS II
We have spotted that the next generation Apple iOS, with the inovative title iOS 9, has made a sudden appearance.
You get what you pay for
Looks nice, catches fire