Not something to be Cavalier about
The UK government is carrying on its quest to drag the UK to the Victorian era by insisting the p*rn sites force users to confirm that they are old enough to watch the stuff.
Let anyone in
My backbench is revolting
That could really stuff up Sony and the Department of Defence
Cutting back too much on research
Bringing down Inspector Knacker of the Yard
What could possibly go wrong?
Babbage's analytical engine should be constructed
Fortunately it was handed to the press
Well, kind of