Microsoft offers Azure customers anti-troll protection
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Will stick magical wand up their nose


Software King of the World Microsoft will offer customers protection against patent trolling, using its rather impressive collection of cloudy legal patents.

Epic games boss slams Windows 10 Cloud plans
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Thursday, 02 February 2017 11:59

Epic games boss slams Windows 10 Cloud plans


Calls it Crush Steam Edition

Epic Games founder has slammed Microsoft over its rumoured move to build a version of Windows 10 that can only install apps from the Windows Store.

Oracle doubles its Amazon and Azure cloud licencing
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Why follow the Herd?


While Amazon and Microsoft have reduced the price of their cloud based operations, Oracle has decided to double the price, just to show everyone how it is done.

Microsoft is worth $500 billion
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Monday, 30 January 2017 11:25

Microsoft is worth $500 billion


Nadella’s turnaround is working while Cook's is not 


While the reign of the shy and retiring Steve “I never threw a chair at anyone” Ballmer was one of the best times for Microsoft news, the company has been having a bit of snooze for ages.

Microsoft starts to depend on Azure
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Friday, 27 January 2017 10:33

Microsoft starts to depend on Azure


The future is Azure coloured

Microsoft’s latest results show that its future is rapidly depending on the rise of the cloud and its Azure product.

Former Microsoft boffin redeems himself with life hack
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Might even cause forgiveness for trolling


Former Microsoft chief technology officer Nathan Myhrvold might have hacked off a few people with his patent trollage over the years, but he seems to have come up with a life hack which is of vital interest to Fudzilla readers.

Microsoft plans more job cuts
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Monday, 23 January 2017 14:13

Microsoft plans more job cuts


Will be announced next week

The software king of the world is rumoured to be announcing 700 more job cuts next week when Microsoft announces its quarterly earnings.

PS4 cleans Xbox’s clock
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Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:25

PS4 cleans Xbox’s clock


Outsells by nearly double

Numbers being crunched by several teams of accountants have worked out that there are nearly double the numbers of PS4s as there are Xbox Ones

Microsoft makes Windows 10 privacy changes
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Wednesday, 18 January 2017 11:21

Microsoft makes Windows 10 privacy changes


Changes please the regulators but not everyone

While regulators are happy with Windows 10’s privacy changes, users might be miffed that Vole has not given a complete opt-out feature.

AI should not replace people, warns Microsoft boss
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It should make them more efficient

Microsoft’s Supreme Dalek, Satya Nadella, has warned companies against thinking that AI will replace people.