Microsoft denies killing its HoloLens
“It is doing great”
Despite rumours based on sources within the Volehill, Microsoft has denied killing off its HoloLens.
Apple must be stopped says Microsoft
Kill all its Horcruxes or it will just keep screwing over the world
Software King of the World Microsoft says that Apple needs to be stopped otherwise it will think its evil anti-trust actions are ok.
Big Tech should pay if its punters are scammed
UK government investigates
Big tech companies who carry scam adverts should be forced to reimburse victims, UK MPs have said.
Windows needs eight hours to update properly
My PC seems to be chatting to Vole a lot
Windows PCs will spend rather a long time talking to Seattle, according to the Microsoft IT Pro Blog.
FTC investigating Vole's purchase of Activision Blizzard
Toxic monopoly
The FTC said it is going to have a look at Microsoft's $68.7 billion acquisition of "Call of Duty" maker Activision Blizzard.
Microsoft says that there is plenty of growth in its cloud
Record profits
Software King of the World Microsoft reassured investors that its cloud business was growing after it reported less-than-stellar growth in its cloud business.
Microsoft thinks that PCs are back
Will come back and stay for good this time
Software King of the World, Microsoft thinks that the growth in PC sales is durable, despite belief that post-pandemic it will continue to slide into oblivion.
2022 is the year of Android on the Window’s desktop
Windows 11 will get Android Apps next month
Microsoft is planning to launch a public preview of its Android apps for Windows 11 next month.
Microsoft sacrifices promising Andromeda to Android monster
Where is Perseus when you need him?
Software King of the World Microsoft has abandoned plans for its own mobile operating system.
Microsoft’s first 2022 patch Tuesday was pants
Too much pain for users and admins
Microsoft's first Patch Tuesday for 2022 was so bad it appeared to have been written by the software genii at Apple.