One per cent of voles to leave 

Microsoft today became the latest Big Tech company to cut jobs during a period of mounting economic uncertainty. 

For Windows 10 and 11

Software King of the World, Microsoft has released its Windows Autopatch which is aimed at enterprise users of Windows 10 and Windows 11.

Are the days of Steve Ballmer back?

There is concern that Microsoft, which once dubbed Linux as a cancer on its operating system, might be returning to its old ways.

But Microsoft says it will do it anyway 

Software king of the world Microsoft has discovered that forcing workers into teams listening to middle managers talking bollocks about kicking balls running and moving cheese is a complete waste of time.

Edit photos directly 

Team Vole is working on a modification to the Microsoft Edge browser might one day allow users to edit photos directly from the right-click option online.

Although since when was Linux the pretty option

Linux fans are a little upset that Microsoft's xCloud game streaming looks noticeable worse when running on Linux than Windows.

Microsoft faces the Competition and Markets Authority watchdog

It seems that the British are not big fans of Microsoft’s attempts to buy Activision Blizzard.

Enforcement might be impossible

EU lawmakers gave the thumbs up to landmark rules to rein in tech giants such as Alphabet unit Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Microsoft, but enforcement could be hampered by regulators' limited resources.

Federal government moves to protect consumers unconsitutional

The US Supremes might be making a move to protect Big Tech from efforts made by the federal government to restrain their power.

Decides to be extra nice to select unpaid support staff with "white glove" service

Fruity cargo cult Apple has discovered that being an arse to its support partners might not be such a good idea and instead its is copying a "white glove service" that Microsoft has been doing for 20 years.