Microsoft spending a fortune on Quantum computing
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Is Steve Balmer dead, alive or both?

Software giant Microsoft is focusing a lot of its R&D money on quantum computing.

Ballmer agrees with most of Microsoft’s cunning plans
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So it is almost certainly doomed


The shy and retiring Micrososft CEO Steve “sounds of silence” Ballmer has quietly put forward his modest opinion that Microsoft's hardware—Surface, HoloLens, and Xbox—is "absolutely essential" to its future.

Ballmer says Windows should support Android apps
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Quietly commenting on the side lines

The shy and retired former Microsoft CEO Steve “there is a kind of hush” Ballmer has suggested that his former company has called for Redmond to make its windows software run android apps.

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:12

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella


Got on better with Ballmer

Cortana might be pretty good at its job but it seems that it folds whenever the boss is around. In fact, it not only folds it shows him up completely.

Ballmer's Nokia obsession turns sour for Microsoft
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Time to move on

Software King of the World Microsoft has indicated that its turbulent love affair and then marriage to Nokia is over.

Friday, 26 September 2014 09:52

Ballmer removes Apple from his team



Orders proper computers and mobiles

Wednesday, 05 March 2014 11:52

Ballmer: regrets he has a few



That mobile thing was a bit annoying

Friday, 13 December 2013 11:00

Software giant considers chipman for boss



Steve Mollenkopf possible for top Microsoft job

Friday, 06 December 2013 12:31

Ballmer sticks the boot into Botnet



Microsoft deals with ZeroAccess

Friday, 20 September 2013 09:11

Ballmer acknowledges mobile missteps

In Wall Street farewell address