Apple overlords are amateurs
When Fruity Cargo Cult Apple bought Beats headphones it was not clear how much of a marriage in hell the arrangement was. While Apple was famous for its obscenely high profit margins it was a bunch of amateurs in comparison to Dr Dre.
People didn't want it
Apple has made the admission that people don't want the "original" iPad mini and have killed it off.
Has a scary bug
More than 600 million Samsung phones may be vulnerable to attacks that allow hackers to surreptitiously monitor the camera and microphone, read incoming and outgoing text messages, and install malicious apps.
How dare you sue us!
Jobs' Mob has shown its petty side after it pulled the licence for Monster Cable to make expensive wires for its expensive toys.
Maybe some idiot will buy them
Apple mysteriously has enough iWatches on hand to start putting them in its own stores.
Go directly to jail do not collect $200
Fruity cargo cult Apple has found that its anti-competitive practices of forcing telcos to do what they are told do not go down well in Taiwan.
Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally
In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.
$13 fitness band kicking iWatch to death
Although you will not see it in the Tame Apple Press, in China Xiaomi is flogging shedloads of fitness bands for $13.
June was the turning point
While the IT industry has been performing as well as a contestant on the Italy's Got Talent show, Pegatron thinks that things will turn around this month.
Perspective they have heard of it
The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.