Apple says it does not need Imagination
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:44

Apple says it does not need Imagination


Kicked the tires, not interested


Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that it does not need any Imagination.

Apple sticks it to European iPhone SE customers
Published in Mobiles


Pay 40% more for your three year old phone


Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Europeans should pay more for the three year old iPhone SE designs than the rest of the world.

Chinese want shedloads of fingerprint sensors
Published in News


Expected to buy 2-300 million of them

Chinese smartphone vendors will ship an estimated 200-300 smartphones featuring fingerprint-recognizing functions this year.

Apple set to buy Imagination
Published in News
Tuesday, 22 March 2016 12:02

Apple set to buy Imagination


Apparently it has a shortage

The Dark Satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that claims the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to write a cheque for the British chip design company Imagination Technologies.

Apple’s legal antics gave FBI a back door to its phones
Published in News


Problems with believing your own PR

Fruity cargo cult Apple has made a huge mistake fighting the FBI over the encryption case.

Apple's "new" iPhone has three year old design
Published in Mobiles


Really has run out of ideas

The Tame Apple Press had told us that the coming four inch iPhone SE would help save Apple’s bacon in developing countries. The new phone was to kill off the iPhone 5S. But it turns out that Apple’s new iPhone is just the iPhone 5S in a different box.

Apple's 4-inch iPhone SE arrives March 31st
Published in Mobiles


A smaller iPhone 6S with more battery life, only $399

This morning during Apple’s Spring Event at its Cupertino, California headquarters, company VP Greg Joswiak announced the new 4-inch iPhone SE – a modest 2016 refresh to the iPhone 5S (2013).

Apple unveils new 9.7-inch iPad Pro
Published in Notebooks
Monday, 21 March 2016 20:39

Apple unveils new 9.7-inch iPad Pro


Same Apple A9X SoC, 4GB of RAM and True-Tone display

Apple has unveiled the new iPad Pro using the same SoC as the previously available 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but behind a smaller 9.7-inch 2048x1536 IPS True-Tone display.

Apple in internal battle over privacy
Published in News
Monday, 21 March 2016 12:20

Apple in internal battle over privacy


Needs the money


While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.

Apple's 9.7-inch iPad Pro starts at $599
Published in News
Friday, 18 March 2016 23:41

Apple's 9.7-inch iPad Pro starts at $599


Four models: iPad mini, iPad Air 2, 9.7-inch iPad Pro, 12.9-inch iPad Pro


Rumors have been circulating that Apple’s next-generation 9.7-inch iPad was going to be a third-generation iPad Air, with the same display resolution and sporting a faster processor and lighter design. It looks like this will be close to correct.