HP patents reminder messages
Published in News
Tuesday, 01 August 2017 10:27

HP patents reminder messages


More HP sauce 

The maker of over-priced printer ink, HP, has just decided that it invented reminder messages and has scored itself a patent from the daft US Patent Office.

Five stupid thieves arrested in daring $590,000 iPhone heist
Published in Mobiles


That is only about a dozen phones


Five extremely stupid Romanians carried out a daring raid from a moving truck to steal $590,000 worth of iPhones.

Apple surrenders and agrees to pay Nokia
Published in News


Pays $2 billion that it owed.

It appears that all that rubbish that Apple spouted about the former rubber boot maker Nokia was completely untrue and the fruity-cargo cult has written a cheque for $2 billion dollars to provide the Finns with the money they are owed.

Apple helps Chinese spy on fanboys
Published in News
Monday, 31 July 2017 12:57

Apple helps Chinese spy on fanboys


What are friends for?

The fruity-cargo cult Apple has aligned itself with the Chinese government against its users.

Apple kills the iPod
Published in News
Friday, 28 July 2017 06:00

Apple kills the iPod


Only the Touch is left 

Apple has now officially killed off all its iPods, other than the Touch which was more of an iPhone without the ability to call someone.

Apple nicked WARF’s ideas
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 26 July 2017 06:00

Apple nicked WARF’s ideas


Jobs' Mob found guilty of being without honour

The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which insists that it invented the rounded rectangle, has been found guilty of stealing a US university’s technology.

Qualcomm fires back at Computer & Communications Industry Association
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Misdirecting regulators

Qualcomm slammed a trade body which commented on its licencing dispute with Apple, saying that the Computer & Communications Industry Association was waging a "coordinated effort aimed at misdirecting" trade regulators.

Microsoft forced into more chip development
Published in Processors


All the AI stuff

It is starting to look like there will be a new kid on the chip block, as Microsoft is being forced to hone skills of its own.

Apple wants to break free of Samsung
Published in News
Tuesday, 25 July 2017 11:49

Apple wants to break free of Samsung


Will make its own OLED panels

The Fruity Tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants to ditch LCD panels by next year and move to OLED.

Foxconn making 200 iPhones a day
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 25 July 2017 11:26

Foxconn making 200 iPhones a day


Trial production begins


The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which claims that Foxconn is having a few problems making the new iPhones (7s, 7s Plus and iPhone 8), but it turns out this might not be true.