MacOS 10.13 High Sierra announced
Published in News
Monday, 05 June 2017 22:03

MacOS 10.13 High Sierra announced


Now “Fully baked” with introduction of Apple File System

During its annual WWDC keynote in San Francisco, Apple’s Craig Federighi took the stage and announced MacOS 10.13 High Sierra, the thirteenth OS X installment in the series.

Apple and Amazon team up to help Foxconn
Published in Memory


Gou calls in a few mates 

Apple and Amazon have signed up to help the Foxconn bid for Toshiba's semiconductor business.

Apple invents the personal assistant
Published in News
Thursday, 01 June 2017 12:30

Apple invents the personal assistant


New, cutting edge, super cool, innovative

The super cool, innovative, and cutting edge fruity tax-dodging cargo cult, Apple has once again beaten its rivals by producing an AI personal assistant.

Apple orders White House not to abandon Paris Accord
Published in News


It's like Apples and Oranges

The Grand Mufti of the fruity cargo-cult Apple, Tim Cook has been on the blower to the US President to tell him not to duck out of the Paris climate accord.

Woz admits Apple’s innovation days are over
Published in News

It is too big to do anything useful

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has said that Apple’s days of coming up with anything are gone.

Surface Pro copied Apple too much
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 30 May 2017 13:52

Surface Pro copied Apple too much


Not the design –  the gouging of users

While Microsoft makes a Surface Pro which is far better than Apple products, the software giant has copied Jobs’ Mob’s marketing and price gouging antics.

Apple wants to remove users from devices
Published in Mobiles


Replace fanboys with AI


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working out a way to cut out a major weakness in its devices' business model – its users.

Apple agrees to help French flight inquiry
Published in Mobiles


Ipad and iPhone might have crashed a plane


Fruity cargo-cult Apple has agreed to help a French inquiry into a plane crash.

Qualcomm faces shareholder lawsuit
Published in Processors
Friday, 26 May 2017 13:24

Qualcomm faces shareholder lawsuit


Legal department is a bit too busy

Qualcomm's own shareholders have sued the chipmaker for creating too many lawsuits.

Fitness trackers can’t measure calories
Published in Wearables


Chocolate teapots


Fitness devices are reasonable at monitoring heart rate but can’t track calories burnt to save their lives.