Will Jobs' Mob be bought down by a Cat?

Millions of Apple's UK customers should be compensated for breaches of competition law, a legal action claims under a case filed with the UK Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT).

Apple fanboy dismayed he will not join the cult

IT’s Mr Sweary Linus Torvalds appears to have disappointed an Apple fanboy interviewer by playing down Apple’s new ARM64 chips.

App store boss suggested a price cut but wanted to see how long they could milk it for

Phil Schiller, the Apple executive in charge of the App Store, raised the possibility of the company cutting its 30 percent commission rate to 25 or even 20 percent back in 2011 in response to competition.

Welcome to ethics 

Apple has hired former distinguished Google scientist Samy Bengio, who left the search giant amid turmoil in its artificial intelligence research department in a row about ethics.

All it has to do is promise some jobs

Fruity cargo cult Apple is set to collect a billion dollars of taxpayers' money to build a new campus in North Carolina.

Anti-trust case opens

Apple's App Store had operating margins of almost 78 percent in the fiscal year 2019, according to testimony from an Epic Games expert witness based on documents obtained from the fruity cargo cult.

Expect hype to begin now

Apple is expected to release the much-hyped successor to its over-hyped M1 chip in July.

By something really dumb

While the Tame Apple Press continues to insist that Jobs' Mob's security is the best in the world, it turns out a newly discovered vulnerability broke through most of macOS' newer security protections with a double-click of a malicious app.

Holes in App store review system cause fanboys to fall for scams

The fruity cargo cult Apple's app review process protects users as effectively as a chocolate teapot makes tea and this has been highlighted by one bloke who finds scams on the store without any hardware or software.

Yeah it is thin so what?

Apple has released a new design of its all-in-one iMac and while the Tame Apple Press has creamed itself on cue about things like thinness and colours it does not look like anyone really thought about what they were writing.