VW of tech too late to think big
Jumping on the phablet bandwagon years behind the rest of the market cost the VW of tech, Apple, big dollars, so now it is rumoured to be thinking small in a bid to claw back its “innovation” image.
Scotland does not care
Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK
Chaos shows that Apple TV will be as slanted as Fox
It is starting to look like Apple TV will be heavily censored to conform Jobs’ Mob marketing.
Will not sell competing devices
Amazon has finally had a enough of Apple and is pulling its products from its store.
Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.
Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.
We are not gangsters really
Fruity Cargo cult Apple is hoping that the US Supreme Court will throw out a case in which its Messiah, Steve Jobs was found guilty of running an illegal cartel with the leading publishers which conspired to push up the price of books.
Abigail Brody was one of the rounded rectangle team
One of Apple’s key designers from the Steve Jobs era has signed up to work for the Chinese mobile maker Huawei.
This time it peeved the Pixies
There is something really wrong with the fruity cargo cult Apple’s relationship with the time – for some reason its programmers always have trouble with it.
Analysts worried about cracks in the dam
Despite doing its best to spin yesterday’s results, the Fruity cargo cult Apple’s figures are starting to show signs that the outfit is unable to maintain its record growth.