Apple miles behind
Despite the Tame Apple press claiming that Apple is the most innovative company in the world, it is an also ran behind Samsung, IBM and Google.
Exclusive: Nvidia snubbed as Apple goes AMD
It looks like Nvidia is not getting a look inside the marketing powerhouse which is the Apple Walled Garden of Delights .
5k thunderbolt monitor
Fruity cargo cult Apple is set to launch a new version of its Thunderbolt monitor so it can handle 5K resolution (5120x2880) using its own discrete GPU placed behind the screen.
So much for iPhone 7 and small screens saving Apple’s bacon
Any hopes that the Smartphone industry will pull out of its woes this year have been dashed by the latest IDC report.
We told you so
While the Tame Apple Press claimed that Apple’s moves into the finance world with its Apple Pay service would be “game-changing” “super” and “great” we had grave doubts it would make much impact – it looks like we were right.
Will not be ready until 2020
Tesla’s CEO Elon Musk thinks that Apple started too late to be a direct competitor in the car market until 2020.
Its escargot has just got up and went
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have admitted that its iPhone cash-cow is ready for the meat works and is slowing down its production cycle to once every three years.
Raises a billion in Taiwan
The fruity cargo cult Apple, which is sitting on a cash mountain larger than Mount Everest is flogging off a billion dollars of bonds in Taiwan to raise money.
OLED function keys will make all the difference
In a desperate attempt to appear innovative again, the Fruity Cargo cult Apple is rumoured to be planning to replace the function keys on its MacBook Pro with a new OLED display touch bar.