More bildge from Jimmy Iovine
Fruity cargo cult Apple revealed that it is essentially a religion for fanboys rather than fangirls, after a top executive demonstrated a complete lack of understanding what women actually do.
CFO says "Lumia" for business is coming
Microsoft surprised the world when its new phone range failed to contain anything to interest business users – now it seems it is prepared to remedy that.
Expecting lower sales
Fruity cargo cult Apple does not have any high expectations that iWatch will sell much more.
“Collectables” for fanboys
Apples’ iWatch has been dismissed as a “collectable” for fanboys which made no real impact on the market.
Apple phones will know when you are not looking at them
Apple’s iPhone7 is going to be equipped with a new feature which will look at your eyes to see if you are daring to look at something else.
Even Wired seems to think so
Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.
It seems that Jobs Mob has not learnt about not playing monopoly
While it waits for the US Supreme Court to let it off the hook for the last book cartel it organised, fruity cargo cult Apple is about to face an investigation for another one.
The “post-pc” era has been good for the PC
Tin-box shifter Michael Dell mocked the prophecy of the Grand mufti of the Apple Cargo cult, Tim Cook who insisted that the PC was on its way out.
Fanboy thinks x86 is doomed
Intel is about to lose its lucrative contract to supply Apple gear as Jobs’ Mob thinks its own ARM based chips can do better
Still makes Macs of course
The grand mufti of the Apple cargo cult has shown that he still has his fingers on the technology pulse by claiming that the world wants to dump their PCs to buy his overpriced Surface Clone knock-off.