Apple kills iPhone headphone socket
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 05 January 2016 12:59

Apple kills iPhone headphone socket


New cables for iPhone 

It has been confirmed that Apple is going to force its beleaguered users to ditch their headphones in favour of more expensive wireless or Lightning sets.

Apple out-designed by HP
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 January 2016 12:47

Apple out-designed by HP


Oh the shame of it. Even a printer ink maker can do better

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP has out designed Apple and created a much thinner notebook that Sir Jonny Ive could.

Apple shares continue to tank
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 January 2016 10:35

Apple shares continue to tank


Fears of iPhone and China dependence

Wall Street’s love affair with the fruity cargo cult is definitely slipping as the cocaine nose jobs wake up to the fact that the company is unlikely to hold its historically high earnings.

Apple software most vulnerable and buggy
Published in News
Monday, 04 January 2016 13:25

Apple software most vulnerable and buggy


Even worse than Flash

Fruity cargo cult Apple is actually peddling software which is even less secure than Adobe Flash Player, according to new statistics.

Apple iOS 9.2 untethered jailbreak release imminent
Published in Mobiles


Pangu and TaiG development teams working separately

It seems as if more than one hacking group is working on an untethered jailbreak release for Apple’s latest iOS mobile operating system. While jailbreaking is not an easy task, several reports are saying there is more than one Chinese development group working on iOS 9.2.

Xiaomi rumoured to make its own processors
Published in Processors
Thursday, 31 December 2015 12:14

Xiaomi rumoured to make its own processors


We can't see why

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Xiaomi is about to make its own processors.

Apple forced to pay back tax to Italy
Published in News
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 14:13

Apple forced to pay back tax to Italy


Will help with its debt crisis

The Italian government has told Apple that it is to stop mucking about and pay back the $348m it did not pay in the broke country.

OLED confirmed for iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 10:56

OLED confirmed for iPhone


Made by Samsung and LG

The next glorious incarnation after the iPhone 7 will have OLED screens made by Samsung and LG.

Iphone sales drying up
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 29 December 2015 12:09

Iphone sales drying up


Apple orders less from suppliers

While the Tame Apple Press is writing yearly reviews which claim that Jobs’ Mob cleaned everyone’s clock this year, it appears that sales of its only remaining “growing” product is slumping.

Apple tries to squeeze more cash out of Samsung
Published in Mobiles


Still not admitting that patent war was wrong

Despite years of pointless legal wrangling, the fruity cargo cult Apple is still trying to squeeze cash out of its business partner Samsung.