Jobs' Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their nearly useless iWatch is if they are forced to watch adverts for the thing.
Apple's iPhone encryption system was so easy, the CIA and FBI had cracked it a year before the shiny toy hit the shops.
Five figures for edition models
The Apple Watch is officially coming on April 24th, with prices starting at $349 and going up to, uhm, $17,000.
Dreadnaught of phones
The Korean Press is reporting that LG executives want to launch a “super flagship” phone in the second half of this year.
Security, they have heard of it
Apple's over hyped mobile payment system Apple Pay has been hit by a wave of fraudulent transactions using stolen credit-card data.
If it ever intended to release any
Fruity cargo cult Apple which was rumoured to be releasing a big tablet is now rumoured to be delaying it, according to the latest rumours.
Hype now officially silly
The hype around Apple's nonexistent driverless car has reached a point where a German company has even offered to help Jobs' Mob build it.
What a difference a percentage point makes
The Tame Apple Press had a Nintendo in its trousers when Gartner released figures showing Apple sold the most number of smartphones globally in the fourth quarter, overtaking Samsung for the first time since 2011.
Must be a record
A flaw in Apple Macs is so bad that Apple did not have time to go through its normal ritual of ignoring it and pretending it only effects a small number of users.