Papal intervention slows deliveries
Pope Francis has temporarily managed to save New York from the clutches of the iPhone Cult which is a dangerous American religion which encourages people to lower the standards of the world by surrendering to a "reality distortion field" which requires you to buy expensive phones.
In Europe and in US
T-mobile in the US has announced that the company will start selling the Apple watch on Friday but it turns out that a few European Telecoms will start get it too. .
Zen still sampling in 2016
AMD has not been doing that great and there are still a lot of changes happening to the company.
New "crashes" function
Apple customers are daring to complain after the new iOS 9 operating system which they got for free shipped with a super cool, game changing, crash your iPhone feature.
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.
But Apple says they are coining it in
Claims that Fruity Cargo cult Apple might be making a fortune from its Surface Pro and its Iphone 6S are looking flaky after another of its partners reported lwer profits than expected.
iOS 9.0 a third of the size
Our US readers started getting the notifications on their iPhones and iPads that Apple's new iOS 9 is available. EU phones including the one around here didn’t get the push notification.
Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that
Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.
Not coming today
It appears that Apple has some problems with its watchOS 2 update as the rollout will not begin today, as it was earlier announced.