Apple fanboys discover new way to escape the genepool
Published in Mobiles


Let's make our phone look like a handgun

While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.

Apple exterminates Greek users
Published in News
Monday, 06 July 2015 11:27

Apple exterminates Greek users


You can't afford us any more, see ya

While Greece is worried about having to give all their cash to the Germans, at least they will not have to worry about its citizens wasting their money on Apple's latest musical gimmick.

Apple incompetence could save the world
Published in News


Three malwares could wipe out all things Apple

Apple's faith based security system could end up smashing every iPhone and IPad in the world and thus saving the world.

How the Tame Apple press lies
Published in News
Friday, 03 July 2015 13:25

How the Tame Apple press lies


Knifing Xiaomi

Earlier this week we ran a story which said that Xiaomi was doing rather well and was on target to hit its 80 million phone sales this year. 

Analysts trim iWatch expectations
Published in Wearables
Thursday, 02 July 2015 13:57

Analysts trim iWatch expectations


What were we thinking?

Wall Street Analysts are suddenly waking up to the fact that they made some career killing predictions over Apple's iWatch.

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs
Published in News
Thursday, 02 July 2015 12:09

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs


Apparently has been reading Fudzilla

Hollywood has dared to make a film which tells the truth about the fruity cargo Apple's profit Steve Jobs.

World's leading operating system is Windows 7
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Looks like that tablet idea was really daft

The world's most popular operating system is still Windows 7, as Microsoft really regrets wasting its time with a tablet interface in Windows 8.

Tim Cook is better than Steve Jobs
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:19

Tim Cook is better than Steve Jobs


Wall Street speaks heresy

A top Wall Street money man Julian Robertson has committed religious heresy against the Apple Cult by claiming that its latest CEO Tim Cook was actually better than its mystical fruity founder Steve Jobs.

Apple convicted of playing monopoly
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:01

Apple convicted of playing monopoly


Still refuses to confess because it insists it is not evil.

Fruity cargo cult Apple has lost its appeal against conviction for conspiring with publishers to raise the price of e-books but is still refusing to admit it could have done anything wrong.

Foxconn "zookeeper" aims to be the world's biggest
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Wants to rival the Berlin Zoological Garden

Apple's favour supplier Foxconn (Hon Hai Precision Industry) chairman Terry Guo who once called his staff animals and himself as the Zookeeper, claims his company will be the largest OEM/ODM for handsets, tablets and desktops in 2015.