Google drops Microsoft in it with security flaw disclosure
Published in News


Lets Apple off but makes Microsoft customers vulnerable

After allowing Apple six months to fix a critical zero-day flaw, it seems that the Google security team gave Microsoft just 10 days to fix something before going public.

How Apple kept a zero day iOS vulnerability secret for six months
Published in News


Issued a fix which did not work

Apple gamed Google’s Project Zero team into sitting on a kernel exploit in Apple’s Apple’s OSX and its mobile operating system iOS for months.

Apple denied a refund to a bloke for the craziest reason
Published in Mobiles


Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon 

Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.

Samsung rules India
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 28 October 2016 13:33

Samsung rules India


At least it has some good news 

While you would be forgiven for thinking that Samsung is stuffed thanks to the Note 7 fiasco, the story is far from over. The Korean phone company has been making all the right moves which in the long term will pay off big time.

Apple increases UK prices
Published in News
Friday, 28 October 2016 12:31

Apple increases UK prices

See Brexit was good for Brits after all

The fruity cargo-cult Apple is jacking up the prices of its already pricey goods in the UK.

Macbook pros hate iPhones
Published in Notebooks
Friday, 28 October 2016 10:07

Macbook pros hate iPhones


As iPhone friendly as a great white shark 

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants punters to waste $2,399 on a new MacBook Pro which has a design flaw which makes the gear as user friendly to iPhones as I am.

Apple goes public on MacBook Pro 2016 notebooks
Published in Notebooks


Coming in three versions

Apple has  "unveiled" its newest Apple MacBook Pro 2016 notebooks at its special Hello Again event, confirming earlier rumors of OLED Touch Bar, Touch ID and USB-C ports.

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 27 October 2016 12:01

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail


Smashing but expensive time


The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.

Apple delays launch of expensive new wireless ear-buds
Published in Wearables


Now hear this

Fruity tax dodging cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the release of its super-expensive and largely pointless ear-buds.

Apple tanks
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 26 October 2016 11:04

Apple tanks


Apple sees first sales decline since 2001

The shine has finally come off the tax-dodging fruity cargo cult Apple and no amount of spinning is saving it.