Microsoft wants to get into this PC lark
Published in Notebooks
Wednesday, 06 July 2016 12:52

Microsoft wants to get into this PC lark


It has heard it is a money spinner

Software giant Microsoft is not the best at picking where the industry is going, it missed the Internet and failed to get into mobile so the news that it is thinking of getting into the PC hardware business just as it is dying is not surprising.

Apple leans on its suppliers
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 July 2016 13:19

Apple leans on its suppliers


Cut your prices to keep our ridiculous margins

Those suppliers who thought they were onto a good thing scoring a contract with Apple might be starting to regret it.

Apple clamps down on Free Speech
Published in News
Monday, 04 July 2016 11:18

Apple clamps down on Free Speech


Cease and desist for a bloke for teaching people how to repair its gear

Fruity cargo cult Apple has ordered a take-down of a video of a bloke explaining to Apple fanboys why the gear is pants.

Spotify slams Apple for anti-trust
Published in News
Friday, 01 July 2016 10:52

Spotify slams Apple for anti-trust


Expect a court case

Music streaming service Spotify has accused Fruity cargo cult Apple of refusing to approve its iPhone App because its service competes with Apple Music.

Dell walking away from Tablets
Published in News
Friday, 01 July 2016 10:39

Dell walking away from Tablets


“Game changing Dream” becomes nightmare

Tin box shifter Michael Dell has given up on the “game changing” dream touted by Steve Jobs and consigned tablets to the dustbin of history.

Apple patents tech to stop iphone users videoing concerts
Published in Mobiles


Acting in its users’ interests.

Fruity cargo cult Apple has come up with a method to switch off all the iPhones at a concert to stop Apple fanboys recording live acts.

Samsung Display continues to dominate AMOLED
Published in News


Will run things for years

Beancounters at Digitimes Research claim that Samsung Display will continue to be the king of AMOLED panels for smartphones for years.

Florida man claims to have invented the iPhone
Published in Mobiles


Even down to its rounded rectangle shape

Florida resident Thomas Ross claims he invented the “iPhone” and has filed a $10 billion lawsuit against Apple claiming it nicked his idea.

Qualcomm not worried about losing the Apple modem deal
Published in Mobiles

 

Keen to talk about its 100 other design wins

While the Tame Apple Press has made a big thing about Intel’s winning of a slice of the iPhone modem production, Qualcomm is keen to talk about all the other orders it has won this year.

Tame Apple Press attacks Chinese phone maker
Published in Mobiles


How dare you say you invented the rounded rectangle?

The Tame Apple Press is incandescent with rage at the antics of the Chinese phone maker which won a patent case against the fruity cargo cult.