Apple steered boat crashes into ferry
Published in Games
Wednesday, 01 March 2017 11:42

Apple steered boat crashes into ferry


Captain thought he could run on Apple Maps and an iPad

It is a while since we have had a story about an Apple fanboy who relied entirely on Apple Maps and ended up getting lost. But this guy was dumb enough to use his iPad to do his course navigation on his boat.

iPhones more likely to break than Android
Published in News
Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:08

iPhones more likely to break than Android


Particularly if you put them near me and a hammer

Apple’s build quality has dropped down the loo, according to mobile diagnostics outfit Blancco Technology Group.

iPad supply chain sees doom ahead
Published in News
Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:58

iPad supply chain sees doom ahead


Not sure if the new iPad Pro will save their bacon


Those responsible for inflicting the iPad on the world are experiencing a rather large slice of karma, thanks mostly to their dependence on the fruity tax-dodging cargo cult.

Gore dumps half his Apple stock
Published in News
Monday, 27 February 2017 12:45

Gore dumps half his Apple stock


Inconvenient truth

It is starting to look like Apple board member Al Gore has had to face the inconvenient truth that the fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult is doomed to go the way of the polar bear.

Samsung beat Apple to the punch
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 24 February 2017 10:52

Samsung beat Apple to the punch


Removed the home button first


Leaked snaps of Samsung’s coming next generation smartphone show that once again the outfit has beaten its rival Apple to the innovation punch.

Apple tries to fix "unexpected shutdowns"
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 24 February 2017 05:09

Apple tries to fix "unexpected shutdowns"


Mostly affects iPhone 6 and iPhone 6S / Plus users


A month ago, Apple introduced iOS 10.2.1, the latest software update to its mobile device users, which is now being praised for its ability to reduce the amount of “unexpected shutdowns” for both iPhone 6 and iPhone 6S users.

Tame Apple Press admits Iphone 8 will be a bit of a yawn
Published in Mobiles

Must be true even Reuters says it

It appears that the Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that after hyping the iPhone 8 to the skies, what Apple is going to deliver for its 10th anniversary iPhone is not going to live up to expectations.

Intel aiming to push Qualcomm out of the iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 22 February 2017 12:05

Intel aiming to push Qualcomm out of the iPhone


No really


The Tame Apple Press, which has turned on Qualcomm of late for daring to stand up to Jobs’ Mob, is putting about a story that Intel is going to take over all Apple’s modem work.

Samsung about to spend a fortune on AI
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 22 February 2017 11:59

Samsung about to spend a fortune on AI


A billion here and there and soon we are talking about big money


Samsung may be about to write a billion dollar cheque to pick up some artificial intelligence technology.

Apple does evil on iCloud.net
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Wednesday, 22 February 2017 11:46

Apple does evil on iCloud.net


Buys and shuts down its social network


Apple has bought the domain name iCloud.net, and shut down the independent social network that lived there.