Apple sued over dodgy touchscreens
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 30 August 2016 11:17

Apple sued over dodgy touchscreens


We didn’t get what we paid for

Fruity cargo cult Apple, which peddles hyper-priced mobiles, is being sued after the touch screens  started breaking.

Apple has booked the hall for its iPhone 7 launch
Published in Mobiles


Be prepared for a snooze

Fruity cargo cult Apple has booked the hall for one of its Nuremberg style rallies on September 7 where US journalists will shame themselves by cheering for products that they know are actually pants.

Apple confirms next iPhone event
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 29 August 2016 23:06

Apple confirms next iPhone event


Apple is "Rumor Central"

Just a few hours after a couple of leaks  pointed out that Apple might hold its event on September 7th, Apple has sent official invites for the event to select members of the press it likes.

Rumors that Intel will make Apple’s chips gain momentum
Published in Processors


But not until at least 2018

It is starting to look like the rumors that Intel is going to start making Apple’s mobile chip are actually true – despite a lack of official confirmation from anyone.

Apple rewards Tim Cook’s lacklustre performance
Published in News


27 percent drop in profits and nothing new coming is worth a bonus

Apple may not have invented anything new for years, be watching its cash cow die with no replacement, but that has not stopped Tim Cook trousering a huge cash bonus this year.

Pegatron denies China Watch claims
Published in News
Monday, 29 August 2016 11:04

Pegatron denies China Watch claims


We don't break Apple's 60 hours per week maximum

Chinese Apple partner Pegatron has denied breaking the 60 hour work week set by Jobs' Mob.

Apple iPhone production forecast drops from 84 to 74 million
Published in Mobiles


Panel orders drop by 20 percent, chip orders by 15 percent

On Friday, the Nikkei Asian Review journal published a story hinting that some of Apple’s part suppliers in the iPhone supply chain are still trying to fix low yield rates of their components. Some forecasts are now cutting total iPhone production for the July to December period by five percent, from 120 million down to 114 million.

Apple fans turn to kickstarter
Published in Graphics
Friday, 26 August 2016 13:43

Apple fans turn to kickstarter


We need innovation

Apple fanboys are getting so desperate for the fruity cargo cult to invent something new for their Macs they are developing interesting stuff on kickstarter.

Apple supplier in trouble with labour laws again
Published in News

 

But Apple does not use sweat shops

The fruity cargo cult Apple is in PR hot water again after one of its key suppliers was found to be flouting the overtime rules which it set.

Apple iOS 9.3.5 patches three zero-day vulnerabilities
Published in Mobiles


Security report discovers spyware attack on human rights activists


On Thursday, Apple issued three important zero-day security vulnerability patches in a new iOS 9.3.5 release of its mobile operating system, with some sources claiming that the exploits are particularly fatal to human rights activists and other individuals who work or act to protect human rights around the world.